Pieces of jokes
Whenever I miss u, I check my Msg.
Whenever I want to see u, I take a look at ur photo.
Whenever I want to hear ur voice,
I throw a stone to a pig.
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1 message now received.
1 nice person sent it.
1 monkey is reading it.
Monkey is smiling now.
Monkey is still reading.
Monkey will be laughing.
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Every bird cannot fly high, but Eagle can.
Every flower cannot bloom in water, but Lotus can.
Every monkey cannot read msg, but You can.
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We are true friends.
If I were sky, u would be a bird.
If I were sea, u would be a fish.
If I were flower, u would be a bee.
If I were tree, u would be a monkey.
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Who says English is easy?
I don't believe.
Can u fill in the blank with even "Yes" or "No"?
"___", I'm a fool.
U see? How?
If u can't answer, ask another fool.
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U are 70% pretty,
75% naughty,
85% sweet,
90% cute,
and100% lovely
total, 70+75+85+90+100= U are now.... 420.